Chrissy: Are you coming with us tomorrow?
Sharon: Hell yeah.
Chrissy: Really? Because you always say you’re coming and you never come.
Sharon: Hey, I came once!
Winnie: disregard my email…Im able to see this now in the server…
George: I already responded
George: but ok
Winnie: haha, you are too fast.
George: that’s what she said
Dan: if you could submit a new ticket, that would probably be best
Elle: will do
Dan: but if you could attach our email chain to the ticket too
Elle: already on it
Elle: the more I provide you the easier it is for both of us
Dan: I feel as though there is some sort of cultural touchstone one-liner I should say after your last statement… but for some reason it escapes me which one to use…
Dan: is that it?
someone: I think Google just went down
sane: s’ok for me
someone: stuck at stop #6
sane: which is that
someone: [ip address]
sane: thats internal bro
sane: not necessarily you… if you’re at hop 5 or 6 thats a few machines down
someone: it’s AT&T
someone: there’s a stop somewhere after an AT&T hit
sane: i’d wager its pretty close, thing is, once you’re out in the wild-wild-net, your packets will find a route
sane: its only when they dont have a choice that they get stuck
sane: go grab a broom and jam it in the tubez for a little bit
sane: you probably just got a few lolcats stuck in there
two co-workers talking about this
Luke: it’s coming down
Leah: what, did they shoot a hole in it?
Luke: no, I think it deflated on its own
Leah: that’s what she said
Ana: we found some bugs in my apartment last weekend
Ana: so will sealed up some cracks for me
Fred: that’s what she said
Ana: well, that was once we got back to his house :P
someone: there is a more direct route than either of those two, but it’s on a tiny winding road and no one goes fast enough
sane: yeah weird you kinda hit it from the backside
someone: that’s what she said!
talking about the new route from my in-laws house to my house that I found yesterday
Karen:I don’t know how big this thing is.
Everyone Else In The Office: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
Jack: It’s like a Band-Aid — just one quick pull and it’s done.
Kate: I don’t even know what that means!
someone: THAAAAAT’S what she said.
someone and his co-workers