i had to tell SOMEONE...

i came once

someone — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:18:38 +0000

Chrissy: Are you coming with us tomorrow?
Sharon: Hell yeah.
Chrissy: Really? Because you always say you’re coming and you never come.
Sharon: Hey, I came once!

you are too fast

someone — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:26:55 +0000

Winnie: disregard my email…Im able to see this now in the server…
George: I already responded
George: but ok
Winnie: haha, you are too fast.
George: that’s what she said

with another fart

someone — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:15:35 +0000

Kevin: I already answered that part.
Evan: You already answered that fart?
Kevin: No, I already answered that part.
Evan: Did he just say “I already answered that fart?”
Leann: I think he said “I already answered that fart… with another fart.”

The people in my office say some crazy things.

my first life

someone — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:15:31 +0000

Lexi: I boarded my foopets for a few days
Lexi: to take a break
Terrance: I’m far too much of a casual gamer to get into anything that engaging
Lexi: yeah, really
Lexi: I need to work on my first life
Lexi: before I get into a second one

activate the thaw protocol

someone — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:45:17 +0000

Cosmo: Mega Man 10 coming to Wii. Featured boss = Sheep Man. Yes, Sheep Man.
Cosmo: Someone just fucking cut Dr. Wily’s head off already.
Zack: That would just activate the thaw protocol on his frozen clone.
Cosmo: You’re probably right.

you really have to be in the mood

someone — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:07:10 +0000

Allie: You really have to be in the mood for a shocker.

my co-worker, talking about candy on her desk… but the pause after that line above was enough to make my ears perk up

your phone is about to ring

someone — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:36:58 +0000

Dave: so, waiting on the client?
Ira: I’m forwarding you the email she sent, for your files
Dave: coolness
Ira: does anyone actually say that anymore?
Ira: hang on, I think your phone is about to ring
Ira: it’s 2003 and they want their word back
Dave: dude
Dave: you crack me up
Ira: I make the effort

hankering for hoohah

someone — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:19:39 +0000

there goes your breakfast

someone — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:18:10 +0000

i’m going to vlookup your skirt

someone — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:15:01 +0000