someone: just got back from checking out my new work area
someone: cube is about 30% smaller
someone: office is MUCH brighter
someone: and it’s a LONG ASS walk from parking
someone: but the parking is free
sane: long walk isn’t bad
sane: small cubicle sucks
someone: it’s not tiny
someone: just smallER
someone: and I walk 3 miles every morning anyway
someone: don’t need any more :)
someone: actually more like a jog
sane: we could all use a little more, i think
someone: I guess
someone: plus it’s near the college
someone: so I see coeds walking while I’m driving to/from
sane: i’m in bad shape… i get tired after a couple minutes of hard banging
someone: you best hope the wife likes a slow man
sane: we get the job done
someone: pleasure is had

She: I have football to keep me warm and fuzzy when true blood is over
Him: it’s fantasy draft season for me
She: i cant keep up with that but I like to hear other people talk about it
Him: heh
Him: the perfect woman

someone: spreading my wisdom
someone: like jelly on a PB&J
jekyll: jelly is already in PB&J
someone: you know what I mean
someone: fine, like spreading butter on toast
someone: and then putting jelly on it SO THERE BEYOTCH!

Ana: i got my boob grabbed at practice this week
Ana: the ref called her on it
Fred: you love it
Ana: it was funny
Ana: i think its an advantage
Ana: any time theyre looking at/thinking about my boobs is time theyre off their game
Fred: true
Fred: too bad you’re not playing against guys

Ana is a participant in her local Roller Derby league.