Winnie: disregard my email…Im able to see this now in the server…
George: I already responded
George: but ok
Winnie: haha, you are too fast.
George: that’s what she said

Kevin: I already answered that part.
Evan: You already answered that fart?
Kevin: No, I already answered that part.
Evan: Did he just say “I already answered that fart?”
Leann: I think he said “I already answered that fart… with another fart.”

The people in my office say some crazy things.

Lexi: I boarded my foopets for a few days
Lexi: to take a break
Terrance: I’m far too much of a casual gamer to get into anything that engaging
Lexi: yeah, really
Lexi: I need to work on my first life
Lexi: before I get into a second one

Cosmo: Mega Man 10 coming to Wii. Featured boss = Sheep Man. Yes, Sheep Man.
Cosmo: Someone just fucking cut Dr. Wily’s head off already.
Zack: That would just activate the thaw protocol on his frozen clone.
Cosmo: You’re probably right.

Allie: You really have to be in the mood for a shocker.

my co-worker, talking about candy on her desk… but the pause after that line above was enough to make my ears perk up