Archive for November, 2009
Dave: so, waiting on the client?
Ira: I’m forwarding you the email she sent, for your files
Ira: does anyone actually say that anymore?
Ira: hang on, I think your phone is about to ring
Ira: it’s 2003 and they want their word back
Dave: you crack me up
Ira: I make the effort
Allie: They don’t take off their stripper boots when they’re doing porn.
Rick: I don’t know what kind of porn you watch.
Rick: It’s almost porn.
Arnold: That should be their new slogan.
Dan: if you could submit a new ticket, that would probably be best
Elle: will do
Dan: but if you could attach our email chain to the ticket too
Elle: already on it
Elle: the more I provide you the easier it is for both of us
Dan: I feel as though there is some sort of cultural touchstone one-liner I should say after your last statement… but for some reason it escapes me which one to use…
Dan: is that it?
Echo: Didn’t they have a psychiatrist on the ship?
November: Deanna had her hands full.
Echo: With Riker’s cock?
November: Worf’s, I think.
Echo: Mmm. Ridges.
November: Ew. And ow.