Fred: can you wear a large t-shirt
Ana: yes, but its clingy on the boobs
Fred: I have a shirt I will never fit into that I got from this company I ordered stuff from
Ana: anythign stretchy is usually okay
Fred: if you want it I’ll send it to you
Ana: okay
Ana: yeah usually i get a t shirt size m or l
Ana: depending on how they look
Ana: if theyre the girly cut, usually l
Ana: it’s a generic t-shirt
Ana: then itll probably fit
Ana: you just want my boobs to touch something you’ve touched?
Fred: well, I mean, I’ve touched them when we hugged
Fred: but no, just spreading the love

Bill: so yesterday I learned my IQ is 10 points higher than I thought
Danny: yes i saw on FB
Danny: care to reveal?
Bill: 152
Danny: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
Danny: i’m a dum dum compared to you
Bill: eh, IQ isn’t everything
Danny: tsh… says the guy with 150+ IQ
Bill: I do some really stupid stuff though
Danny: ha yeah well i think we all do =)
Danny: damn you 8 points shy of genius amirite?
Bill: I think so
Danny: god dude, 150 IQ in georgia
Danny: i can’t believe you haven’t gone nuts yet

note from someone: When changing names, I use the hurricane name charts made available by the U.S. Government. You can, of course, suggest your own fake names, but I won’t guarantee I’ll use them. These happen to be hurricane names.

sane: http://textsfromlastnight.com/view/51147
someone: hilarious
someone: though I would worry that if the girl didn’t think so, you’re only inches away from a cockpunch

someone: I didn’t make the connection
someone: to me it was more a travel connection
someone: ocean liner, dreamliner airplane, etc
sane: yeah, sounds like freightliner
someone: it _is_ catchy
sane: but catchy like the flu ;-)
sane: not catchy like a jingle