Yesterday, we were playing dodgeball in PE. One of the rules is if you hit someone in the face, they stay in and you’re out. Since I’m no good at throwing, I was running around putting my face where the balls would hit it. My team won. MLIA

Emphasis added.

MLIA

Complimenting others is a lot like anal. It’s uncomfortable and usually the only real reason to do it is to get something.

seen in “Something Positive” by R.K. Milholland