someone: I’m very proud of my daughter.
dad: Why is that?
someone: Not only did she make a big poop in the potty today… *dramatic pause* …but it was so big that it clogged the toilet!
dad: *dissolves into gales of laughter, unable to speak for a good 30 seconds*
someone: That’s my kid!
a conversation between someone and his father; someone’s daughter was three years old at this time