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most fruits that aren’t melons

someone — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:38:53 +0000

Ana: for some reason i was going between crying and wanting to kill him yesterday
Ana: later i felt bad and bought him an apology mango
Fred: I’ve never gotten one of those
Ana: ill get you a mango if you like :)
Fred: I don’t care for mangos, myself
Ana: oh. theyre not that special for me, but he loves them
Fred: good to know
Fred: I like most fruits that aren’t melons
Fred: which is odd given the shape of EVERY woman I’ve ever dated

got me off my game

someone — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 17:32:08 +0000

switch to the ass

someone — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:31:15 +0000

I can spin you like a gyroscope

someone — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 15:30:18 +0000

I find that cosmically unfair

someone — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 20:29:05 +0000

welcome to Obama’s America

someone — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 19:28:13 +0000

we are both quick poopers

someone — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 18:26:43 +0000

fucking awesome

someone — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 17:25:50 +0000

choking hazard

someone — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 16:23:53 +0000

hey, I like bran muffins

someone — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 15:00:56 +0000