Winnie: disregard my email…Im able to see this now in the server…
George: I already responded
George: but ok
Winnie: haha, you are too fast.
George: that’s what she said

Lexi: I boarded my foopets for a few days
Lexi: to take a break
Terrance: I’m far too much of a casual gamer to get into anything that engaging
Lexi: yeah, really
Lexi: I need to work on my first life
Lexi: before I get into a second one

Cosmo: Mega Man 10 coming to Wii. Featured boss = Sheep Man. Yes, Sheep Man.
Cosmo: Someone just fucking cut Dr. Wily’s head off already.
Zack: That would just activate the thaw protocol on his frozen clone.
Cosmo: You’re probably right.

Dave: so, waiting on the client?
Ira: I’m forwarding you the email she sent, for your files
Dave: coolness
Ira: does anyone actually say that anymore?
Ira: hang on, I think your phone is about to ring
Ira: it’s 2003 and they want their word back
Dave: dude
Dave: you crack me up
Ira: I make the effort

Dan: if you could submit a new ticket, that would probably be best
Elle: will do
Elle: thanks
Dan: but if you could attach our email chain to the ticket too
Elle: already on it
Elle: the more I provide you the easier it is for both of us
Dan: I feel as though there is some sort of cultural touchstone one-liner I should say after your last statement… but for some reason it escapes me which one to use…
Dan: dy-no-mite?
Dan: is that it?

Echo: http://abstrusegoose.com/207
Echo: Didn’t they have a psychiatrist on the ship?
November: Deanna had her hands full.
Echo: With Riker’s cock?
November: Worf’s, I think.
Echo: Mmm. Ridges.
November: Ew. And ow.

Roger: I’m writing a short-story on my iPhone during poop breaks.
Harry: I normally play brickbreaker…
Harry: As I’m dropping bricks!

Fred: fail: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/tfln/~3/hCYfkIZNsbI/54224
Fred: you’d think she would’ve noticed at least
Ana: low sensation, i guess?
Fred: dunno
Fred: I mean, the ass is pretty sensitive whether you’re a guy OR a girl

someone: I think Google just went down
sane: s’ok for me
sane: traceroute?
someone: stuck at stop #6
sane: which is that
someone: [ip address]
sane: !
sane: thats internal bro
sane: not necessarily you… if you’re at hop 5 or 6 thats a few machines down
someone: it’s AT&T
someone: there’s a stop somewhere after an AT&T hit
sane: i’d wager its pretty close, thing is, once you’re out in the wild-wild-net, your packets will find a route
sane: its only when they dont have a choice that they get stuck
sane: go grab a broom and jam it in the tubez for a little bit
someone: twss
sane: you probably just got a few lolcats stuck in there

note: sane and i are working on some collaborative fiction, and i write my part on my iphone when i have a little down-time

sane: you write any more of our story yet?
someone: nah
sane: send me what you have
someone: it hasn’t changed
someone: mostly because I haven’t pooped since the last time I updated it