i had to tell SOMEONE... » dirty

i wish she’d been less insane

someone — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:45:42 +0000

five minutes of mild discomfort

someone — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 01:15:36 +0000

the other night

someone — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:30:49 +0000

Etta is the first speaker’s dog.

like goldilocks

someone — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 15:30:13 +0000

a litmus test

someone — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 01:39:57 +0000

hankering for hoohah

someone — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:19:39 +0000

deanna had her hands full

someone — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:22:45 +0000

Echo: http://abstrusegoose.com/207
Echo: Didn’t they have a psychiatrist on the ship?
November: Deanna had her hands full.
Echo: With Riker’s cock?
November: Worf’s, I think.
Echo: Mmm. Ridges.
November: Ew. And ow.

whether you’re a guy or a girl

someone — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:24:43 +0000

Fred: fail: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/tfln/~3/hCYfkIZNsbI/54224
Fred: you’d think she would’ve noticed at least
Ana: low sensation, i guess?
Fred: dunno
Fred: I mean, the ass is pretty sensitive whether you’re a guy OR a girl

behind a pole

someone — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:06:25 +0000

Ana: i walk in the building this morning, will is at the front desk
Ana: he pulls me behind a pole and says
Ana: ‘hey! do you have the cockhunger’
Fred: lol

several minutes pass

Fred: apparently you did because you just disappeared for 15 minutes

Ana doesn’t respond

the description gets blurred

someone — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:17:55 +0000

someone: http://www.ihadtotellsomeone.com/161 — win or fail?
Aaron: win, for sure
Aaron: I’m not exactly sure what I would be able to do with that, in that situation
Aaron: but I’m pretty sure the hand/blow job description gets blurred when it’s a sock puppet
someone: heh
someone: don’t tell my wife