someone: just got back from checking out my new work area
someone: cube is about 30% smaller
someone: office is MUCH brighter
someone: and it’s a LONG ASS walk from parking
someone: but the parking is free
sane: long walk isn’t bad
sane: small cubicle sucks
someone: it’s not tiny
someone: just smallER
someone: and I walk 3 miles every morning anyway
someone: don’t need any more :)
someone: actually more like a jog
sane: we could all use a little more, i think
someone: I guess
someone: plus it’s near the college
someone: so I see coeds walking while I’m driving to/from
sane: i’m in bad shape… i get tired after a couple minutes of hard banging
someone: you best hope the wife likes a slow man
sane: we get the job done
someone: pleasure is had

Etta is the first speaker’s dog.

Echo: http://abstrusegoose.com/207
Echo: Didn’t they have a psychiatrist on the ship?
November: Deanna had her hands full.
Echo: With Riker’s cock?
November: Worf’s, I think.
Echo: Mmm. Ridges.
November: Ew. And ow.

Fred: fail: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/tfln/~3/hCYfkIZNsbI/54224
Fred: you’d think she would’ve noticed at least
Ana: low sensation, i guess?
Fred: dunno
Fred: I mean, the ass is pretty sensitive whether you’re a guy OR a girl

Ana: i walk in the building this morning, will is at the front desk
Ana: he pulls me behind a pole and says
Ana: ‘hey! do you have the cockhunger’
Fred: lol

several minutes pass

Fred: apparently you did because you just disappeared for 15 minutes

Ana doesn’t respond

someone: http://www.ihadtotellsomeone.com/161 — win or fail?
Aaron: win, for sure
Aaron: I’m not exactly sure what I would be able to do with that, in that situation
Aaron: but I’m pretty sure the hand/blow job description gets blurred when it’s a sock puppet
someone: heh
someone: don’t tell my wife

Ana: for about 2 minutes yesterday i was the most awesome person on the planet
Fred: you’re always in the top… oh… 1000
Fred: but go on.
Ana: well will and i were going to have sex
Ana: he was naked, i only had panties on
Ana: i was on top of him
Ana: we were on his bed, and there were some clothes nearby
Ana: so, i put on my sexiest look, lean down
Ana: pull socks onto my hands and make sock puppets
Ana: its hard to take a naked chick seriously when she has sock puppets.
Ana: “do you want me, baby” just isnt the same when coming from a sock
Fred: you are silly

Ana: so, i was at my boyfriend’s this weekend. his friend was over and was telling us about this porn he saw
Ana: apparently, in it, the guy jizzed on the girl’s face and got her in the eye
Ana: he thought this was HILARIOUS
Ana: we then went into heated debate about why this was/was not funny
Fred: well, if the girl laughs about it too, it’s funny
Fred: that’s my position
Ana: eh
Ana: i told him, if you’d ever gotten jizz in your eye, youd know why this isnt funny
Ana: then we talked about porn for like an hour

Ana: you know that stain master coating they put on fabrics- couches and stuff?
Fred: heard of it
Ana: turns out it repels jizz
Fred: awesome!