i had to tell SOMEONE…

you won’t go to heaven

by someone on Aug.13, 2009
categories: all, dirty

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Fred: http://bible.cc/deuteronomy/23-1.htm — so people into CBT can’t enter heaven?
Ana: Also anything with its testicles bruised
Ana: wow
Fred: yep
Ana: so if i kick you in the balls then kill you, you wont go to heaven?
Fred: apparently
Fred: although it could mean not go to church
Fred: the house of the LORD
Fred: I’d take a cockpunch if it meant I was barred from going to church ever again

Note from someone: The Fred/Ana conversations are all the same two people talking.

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