Robert: I never saw my roommate’s bedroom
Robert: except the one time I went in there to steal TP from her bathroom because i was out
Robert: I think the only reason she let me sublet the other room is because of all the people she interviewed I was the only one her cat made a beeline toward for petting
Robert: she said, when I got there, “I have a cat, but she doesn’t really like anyone”
Robert: someone rubs my ankle
Robert: “meow?”
Robert: and that sealed the deal
Neil: That’s won me a few hearts as well, I wouldn’t doubt it worked in that case for you as well
Robert: if it had won me a shot at her, that would’ve been even better — tall blond sorority girl roommate
Robert: it’s not like the movies though
Robert: I never saw her anything CLOSE to naked
Robert: wistful sigh
Neil: If only
Neil: Or even the Sorority Sleep Overs
Neil: or sun tanning
Neil: something
Robert: well there was a sleepover one night
Robert: several girls came over to work on some sort of spirit week project
Robert: they were all reasonably nice but nothing untoward happened
Robert: except they used my bathroom
Robert: but they flushed, so it was okay