Ana: so, i was at my boyfriend’s this weekend. his friend was over and was telling us about this porn he saw
Ana: apparently, in it, the guy jizzed on the girl’s face and got her in the eye
Ana: he thought this was HILARIOUS
Ana: we then went into heated debate about why this was/was not funny
Fred: well, if the girl laughs about it too, it’s funny
Fred: that’s my position
Ana: eh
Ana: i told him, if you’d ever gotten jizz in your eye, youd know why this isnt funny
Ana: then we talked about porn for like an hour