Fred: http://textsfromlastnight.com/view/53074 – lulz. some things you just shouldn’t invite your wife to
Ana: um, yeah
Ana: i’m all for being supportive
Ana: but, i’ll wait in the waiting room
Fred: the stigma against DREs (finger in the pooper) and the fear of them is way worse than the actual act
Fred: like, the doctor pokes around for 30 seconds, then is done
Fred: it’s not the end of the damn world
Fred: or would you (men) rather die of prostate cancer?
Ana: same with gyn exams
Ana: it’s not that bad, and it shouldn’t hurt (unless something is wrong)
Fred: well, gyn exams have more paraphernalia
Fred: cold paraphernalia
Fred: or so I’m told
Ana: well, yeah
Ana: but they generally use plastic thingies, which aren’t as cold
Ana: and good places have warmers
Fred: I guess the major difference is that for guys the doc is checking something that, when manipulated, is an erogenous zone… but since it’s not manipulated often, it’s the novelty
Ana: well, um, my vagina is an erogenous zone :P
Fred: yes, but girls use their girl bits all the time for sex
Fred: so it’s more “get out of there so I can get back to the sexing”