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all over her face

by someone on Sep.08, 2010
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Silverman: wow that’s crazy
Goldberg: and it exploded all over her face

In reference to this video.

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the perfect woman

by someone on Aug.25, 2010
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She: I have football to keep me warm and fuzzy when true blood is over
Him: it’s fantasy draft season for me
She: i cant keep up with that but I like to hear other people talk about it
Him: heh
Him: the perfect woman

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spreading

by someone on Aug.24, 2010
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someone: spreading my wisdom
someone: like jelly on a PB&J
jekyll: jelly is already in PB&J
someone: you know what I mean
someone: fine, like spreading butter on toast
someone: and then putting jelly on it SO THERE BEYOTCH!

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the ref called her on it

by someone on Aug.13, 2010
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Ana: i got my boob grabbed at practice this week
Ana: the ref called her on it
Fred: you love it
Ana: it was funny
Ana: i think its an advantage
Ana: any time theyre looking at/thinking about my boobs is time theyre off their game
Fred: true
Fred: too bad you’re not playing against guys

Ana is a participant in her local Roller Derby league.

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most fruits that aren’t melons

by someone on Jul.19, 2010
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Ana: for some reason i was going between crying and wanting to kill him yesterday
Ana: later i felt bad and bought him an apology mango
Fred: I’ve never gotten one of those
Ana: ill get you a mango if you like :)
Fred: I don’t care for mangos, myself
Ana: oh. theyre not that special for me, but he loves them
Fred: good to know
Fred: I like most fruits that aren’t melons
Fred: which is odd given the shape of EVERY woman I’ve ever dated

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got me off my game

by someone on Jul.13, 2010
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switch to the ass

by someone on Jul.12, 2010
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I can spin you like a gyroscope

by someone on Jul.09, 2010
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I find that cosmically unfair

by someone on Jul.08, 2010
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welcome to Obama’s America

by someone on Jul.07, 2010
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we are both quick poopers

by someone on Jul.06, 2010
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fucking awesome

by someone on Jul.05, 2010
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choking hazard

by someone on Jul.02, 2010
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hey, I like bran muffins

by someone on Jul.01, 2010
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i think you’d fit in well here

by someone on May.13, 2010
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